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alright Bud. I know why you’re here. Pretty much think of the inside of a half of a melon, but it smells like fish
Dude, Her vagina totally smelt like salmon.
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Something men take 9 months to get out of, but spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in.
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a wallet that a penis comes in
N:hey john loved your new wallet(vagina)
J: yeah but didn't really enjoy the item attached to it
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A hairy thing that is between a girls legs
Holy fuck you have a hairy vagina
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used in a sarcastic response to a whiner.
whiner: here's how my day went. first, i didn't hear my alarm clock go off & was 10 minutes late to work. then when i got there all the coffee was gone & i had to make a new pot, which took another 5 minutes away from my day. then the boss had me do this really lame project that wasted the majority of my time & i never got to my real work. then when i got off work, i had to go to the store because i didn't have anything to eat in the fridge. now i'm talking to you, using up my peak time on my cell. that's how my day's been!
response: really? well my vagina hurts too!
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You are one for looking this up you pervert. fag
You f*cking vagina
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