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A Pretzel.
I was drunk. And I thought of pretzels. And Vegas. And bagels. Put it all together? :D
Vegas bagels!
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The sneaky sniff / the backhand smell guzzler / aroma nights. An attempt to preserve and ultimately absorb a persons essence without their knowledge.
1) Johno found himself too intimidated to initiate conversation with the woman of his desire so instead opted for a topless vegas as he walked by.
2) “So what’s happening with you and Julie?”
“Oh, we broke up but I still keep a pair of her panties for the occasional late night topless vegas.”
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whenever with friends once stepping in the car, you say "vegas car". once saying that, anything that is said in the car that night, never leaves that car.
person 1: yo crazy story about me and this girl. wait, "vegas car!"
person 2: iight tell us we wont tell anyone
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Here are just a few of the things you can do in Las Vegas that you'll regret later in life:
1. Get a tattoo.
2. Lose all your money at a casino.
3. Get kicked out of a casino.
4. Marry a Russian mail-order bride.
5. Get a soul patch that's actually made of someone's pubic hair.
6. Get AIDS or some other STD from a skanky whore.
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It happened. It only happened there. And it happened far enough away to have any negative effect on the "the here and now".
And anyone who wasn't there at the time need not know about it.
So stfu about it, and move on. But keep the memories. ;)
Dane Cook's intro to a recent show in Las Vegas:
"...great to be back here in Vegas....you know how they say 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'....? Well I have a new saying....if it happens in Vegas, and I see it....I'm fuckin' telling EVERYBODY!!"
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One of the worst places to live.. If you are under 18
why because minors have very little to do here except go to the adventure dome. ever since wet n' wild was torn down we suddenly have nothing to occupie us and there is an overwhelming amount of illegal imagrants moving here.
and its too hot in summer.
and on the east side where i live is the worst side to live on equal with the north town
too many drugs, gangs , and violence.
parents: omg i love las vegas!
kids: my high school sucks this city sucks
and i think im gonna go outside and get stabbed for my shoes.
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A rich all girls camp for the children of VERY VERY wealthy people (many are famous.) Home of the JAPS (jewish american princess) However it is one of the best camps in the world, with the best facilities, esp if you like snobby japs
People like the daughter of the owner of 7 jeans and the daughters of the creators of SPiderman go to Camp Vega
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