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A vampire that drinks animal blood, and resists human blood.
The Cullens from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight are vegetarian vampires.
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Someone who wants to give up eating red meat but isn't crazy enough to give up the best red meats like philly cheesesteak, fillet mignon, or bacon.
"I can't eat that Wendy's burger but I can eat a Philly cheesesteak because I'm a semi-vegetarian.
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A phrase which really makes no sense, based on the previous definition listed here. BUT, a definition that would make the phrase more sensible would be "A vampire who does not consume human/animal flesh". But then what's the point of being a vampire??? It just doesn't make sense.
Person 1: Ever hear of a vegetarian vampire?
Person 2: That's not even possible!
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A stupid bitch who thinks there a vegetarian
Jessie Glasgow Olivia spencer , there such pollo-vegetarians
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A series of acts that loosen up an ass-shy woman for the vibrating vagina. Listed in order the acts are: 1) a hot bath, 2) blindfolding, 3) tossed salad, 4) anal rim job with a vibrating Easter egg.
Cathy wouldn't have any part of the vibrating vagina until I gave her a little vegetarian delight.
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One whom lives on a vegetarian diet at home, but who will devour meat when eating out. Usually to save money, or to avoid meat spoiling, and going in the rubbish.
I've never seen James cook meat at home, but he always loads up on burgers at Mackers. He must be a home vegetarian.
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Fake vegetarians who have co-opted the term to make themselves feel better and/or undermine the identity of actual vegetarians.
Gopi Kallayil, a blogger for Huffington Post and Marketer for Google, claims to have invented this term to describe himself.
PV: I am a vegetarian, but I love hamburgers and steak and will eat them if there is nothing else around.
AV: Well then, you are not really a vegetarian, are you?
PV: Sure I am, I just made up a new definition of vegetarian. I call it "Practical Vegetarian".
AV: What a great idea! I am going to start calling myself a doctor, even though I never went to medical school. I am a "practical doctor"!
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