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shower waffle

When you shit in the shower and then push the shit through the drain, giving it the vague waffle resemblance.

Dude i had to shit so bad i couldn't even leave the shower, i had to cook a shower waffle

by Harry Stephenson November 22, 2016

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Greasy Waffle

The art of crapping on a woman's chest and flattening it with a tennis racket and ejaculating into the squares.

I'd love to do a greasy waffle with your mom

by TheMan626 April 10, 2015


Waffle house

A dinning establishment that doubles as a shooting range

β€œHey want to go to the Waffle House β€œ
Nah nigga I don’t want to get shot

by Tf-A-pseudonym April 24, 2018

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Waffle Crunch

A poor kid's jizz

I'm a waffle crunch all up in this bitch!

by Kupdoggyshag October 19, 2008

89πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


waffling

To 'Waffle on' or to 'keep waffling on' means to talk extensively with little identifiable meaning.

Margret kept waffling on about something, I counldn't tell what though.

by Hair LeMair August 21, 2004

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


giant waffle

A bigger version of a waffle which you chant in the mirror three times (big waffle, big waffle, big waffle) to summon out of the waffle dimension. A man once said " always wash your hands after you crap" and that is how the legend of the giant waffle started. But never summon it without maple syrup because if you do it will make the giant waffle taste really bad.

I was just devoured by the extremely dangerous giant waffle that isn't fake at all!

by Senorsuckmymeatballs March 19, 2017

23πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Waffle-Ball

A game with dozens of rules, played in a pool. The object of the game is to make the waffle ball(usually a soccer ball) hit the rim of either of the two sides of the pool scoring one point for the throwers team. The catch is you have to be jumping into the pool grab the ball then release, if you grab the ball on the edge of the pool and hit the rim of the pool no points are awarded. Also the ball can hit the ladder posts causing two points. The best way to score is going in between the ladder post in doing so the throwers team receives five points. It is probably the best summer time sport, hands down.

man did you see that sick behind the back bouncer shot go through the ladder posts? that shit was the best Waffle-Ball throw I've ever seen.

by brooksayyyyy August 3, 2011

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž