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When you blow your load in your lady, wait for her to fall asleep, and pour maple syrup into her and lick it out
Give that bitch a sleepy waffle, birches love a sleepy waffle!
When you take the girl you just slept with to Waffle House the next day.
Then she becomes a waffle whore.
When you shit in the shower and then push the shit through the drain, giving it the vague waffle resemblance.
Dude i had to shit so bad i couldn't even leave the shower, i had to cook a shower waffle
A dinning establishment that doubles as a shooting range
“Hey want to go to the Waffle House “
Nah nigga I don’t want to get shot
The art of crapping on a woman's chest and flattening it with a tennis racket and ejaculating into the squares.
I'd love to do a greasy waffle with your mom
"Dude! Did you just see that waffle?! He must go to the gym every day!"