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Waking up to pointless tv such as paid programing or infomercial and watching it without changing the channel
Change the channel dude its wake up tv
The wobble that most people do when they first wake up heading to the bathroom.
Guy 1: Dude, I almost stepped on my dog on the way to the bathroom this morning.
Guy 2: Why didn't you just walk around him?
Guy 1: I couldn't man, I was in my wake up wobble.
Waking up so damn early it makes the ass crack of dawn seem late.
We are waking up at buttfuck to make it to the event on time.
The descriptive term used to describe those with a pretty face regardless of makeup use. It is rare that you wake up to someone and find that you don't mind the way they look once the glamour has worn off from the night before.
"I woke up with some random this morning. Luckily, she had a great wake up face."
"I bet he's got a great wake up face."
"I have to put some makeup on real quick. I have a horrible wake up face."
To become so drunk that you are sure to have a massive hangover the following day.
"Oh Boy, Burty's getting so wasted. He's going to be Waking up in Vietnam tomorrow."
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Only annoying people say this unironically, and if it comes out of someone's mouth and they're being serious, it means you should dump them. Just don't say it.
"Crissy wake up! I don't like this!"
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Line from a Wiigles song, taken in to the Australian venacular said to someone doing or who has just done something REALLY stupid
Eric (Saying to Dan, after Dan just put the milk in the pantry and the bread in the fridge) : Wake up Jeff
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