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You get a group of friends to come around to your house, you then choose the seeker, who will count to 50 while the rest of the group of friends find hiding places within the house.
After the seeker has done counting he/she has to shout "ready or not here I come" once these words are spoken the hiders commence wanking. The seeker then searchs for said wankers, and has to find them before they ejaculate
Phil: "where is simon?"
Simons mum: "sorry were abit busy playing wank and seek, I think he is hiding in the closet as it smells of sex wee in there!"
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When a male masturbates while sticking an object (usually a finger) up his anus.
Dan; Why did you spend so long in the jacks, were you having a gay wank or something?
Matt; yes i was.
Dan; wait i didn't know you were gay!
Matt; I'm not, you don't have to be gay to enjoy a gay wank.
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I'm going to pick up some marmite from the shop for a mank wank
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When you find a girl that TANTALISING you could wank over her, that means she's wank worthy.
Joe: "Yooo bro look at this chick, man she's wank worthy, might have to knock one out to her later!"
Myles: "Shes dank bro send me her snap!"
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like a tit wank but with your arse
kristen didn't want full anal so offered a bum wank instead
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The art of masturbating whilst furiously running round hitting and kicking in a frenzied state in an attempt to destroy as much of the room you're in as possible
"Wow I just had a monster wank in my bedroom and chucked my computer through the window."
"Doctor, i've broken all my knuckles and cut my forehead."
"What were you doing?"
"Having a monster wank"
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Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.
I was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night I ended up having a full on meerkat wank.
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