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Some new-fangled type of arms that "President" George Bush II tends to worry about a lot, or so he says.
Mah fellow Americans, there is plenny of evidence that Ee-rak, Afghanistan and perhaps Venezuela all have New Killer Weapons.
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A type of stupidity so advanced it could, in the right hands, topple nations.
What kind of weapons grade autism did they hit you with that made it seem like a smart idea to play slap tickle with a grizzly bear?
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Great big sharp pointy antlers that cut you to pieces, especially when very sharp!
Martin the Moose cut open his rivals' nose using his "weapons of moose destruction", in a battle for territory and a good shag with Maggie the moose!
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pornogaphic magazine.
Camilla was away for the weekend, competing in the Horse of the Year show, so Charles asked his butler to nip out to the newsagents and pick up a weapon of mass debation.
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As determined by Bush:
Nail Files, Pocket Knives, AK47s, paint ball guns, laser pointers, chemical weapons, etc.
Reality:
Weapons designed to level entire cities or more. The only recorded use of them in war throughout history has been against Japan in Hiroshima and Nagasaki
eg: A bombs, H bombs, Nuclear Missiles, but NOT chemical weapons
A couple of terrorists were scouting out a building for over 2 years which they then planned to destroy with "weapons of mass destruction". Oh wait a minute... why would you hunt for a good place to use a nuke or other missile when such a weapons is more than enough to destroy the entire neigbhorhood?
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A very pungent, very volatile, evil-smelling fart that can possibly cause nearby people to lose their willpower.
Can be easily caused by a person eating too much food that gives gas.
I am so fucking pissed off! I totally ruined my relationship with that girl because while I was dancing with her at the senior prom, I let out an uncontrollable weapon of gas destruction that left her and other couples in total disarray and dismay!
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What your ass becomes after eating an IHOP broccoli & cheese omelet for breakfast, a Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell for lunch and White Castle sliders & beer for dinner
you need to register that weapon of ass destruction after chowing-down that entire tray of broccoli and cheese casserole after the bar last night
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