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Weasel water

Hill Billy slang for lighter fluid

Lexie go get some of that weasel water from the garage, let's get this grill going.

by Klanke February 25, 2017


Weasel Mouse

A game which involves a weasel and a mouse in which the mouse is on a tether and the weasel must jump to catch the mouse. Extra points for high jumps.

I was playing Weasel Mouse and got the weasel to jump about three feet in the air!

by alexb5 May 17, 2022


julia is a weasel

julia is a weasel because she is very energetic and never stops and can’t sit still she is also very cute and she’s a little weird but everyone likes her because she’s a weasel

JIAW means Julia is a Weasel

by juliarrrrrr February 17, 2019


Head weasels

Thoughts related from stress etc, which stop you from doing things. Named for the annoying scratching at the back of the mind.

"My head weasels are playing up, so I wont be at the gig tonight."

by Glitch23 October 20, 2013


Weasel-toss

The act of placing used toilet paper wipes around the perimeter of the toilet bowl so that the poop is not obstructed and can be photographed and sent to friends, or foes.

Thanks to the weasel-toss technique, Nicholas Cage was able to send a high quality video of his turd to his favorite uncle via SnapChat.

by SEABROOKSY3 March 8, 2015


Weasel Weep

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking

wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.

by Jack_KnifedBigRig July 18, 2010


Sleepy weasel

The act of pretending to be drunk/sleepy in order to put your face in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.

Those girls were being some sleepy weasels last night.

by Berick johnson September 10, 2019