Random
Source Code

blah week

A “blah week” is an expression commonly used to describe the condition of one’s life. Someone who is having a “blah week” often shows signs of mild depression, hopelessness, and may have a void in their life. The condition is common to all humans and it is not seen outside the realm of human emotions. (i.e. not seen in the animal kingdom) It is theoretically possible that all humans will suffer from a “blah week” sometime in their lifetime. Individuals suffering from this condition should be presented with ample opportunities to make corrections to their current affairs. Remedies include; gift giving with the intent to cheer the patient up, talking with the individual to find the cause of the “blah week,” removing negative stimuli which reinforces the condition, and if all else fails, the individual can be left alone until a self-evaluation is completed and he or she takes corrective action on their own.

"How's it going Jennifer?" "Eh, its been a blah week."

by hopscotchbooger April 19, 2010


Fingerboard week

Fingerboard week is the best content to watch on YouTube. Started by David Jones he shows the best of amazing and wacky custom fingerboard parks and custom fingerboards.

Person 1: Hey have you seen fingerboard week 7?

Person 2: Yeah it’s sickk

by Zexpray May 23, 2022


Internet week

1. a period of time, be it a week or more, involving no sexual activity except for ahem.. the internet, ie. porn
2. the promise of an internet week, also used as an excuse to get out of said sexual activity, usually using an excuse such as work

I'm sorry, but it's going to be an internet week, things are really busy at work. Sorry.

by ontobetterthings February 6, 2010


Roman Week

When one has sex with their partner for 72 continuous hours, taking breaks only to drink wine and/or smoke weed

John: Hey I haven't seen Caleb in a few days, know where he is?
Jack: Yeah last I heard he and his girlfriend were having a Roman Week

by Centurion_Code May 12, 2016


dick of the week

The unwitting gentleman who ends up in a relationship with a serial monogamist who changes boyfriends so often it's hard to keep up.

OMG! That girl's Facebook page says "in a relationship" for the 3rd time this month. I wonder if that guy knows he's just the dick of the week.

by Beefmaster Matrix February 15, 2015


yacht week

A commonly cited goal in retail investing circles, implying a gathering of investors with long positions in a security at a celebration event with their newly purchased yachts, after a meteoric rise in that security's value.

Percy: "AMC to $100 by 2023. HODL."
Spencer: "See you at yacht week!"

by prophiles February 1, 2022


Ramenbutter Week

The lean week before pay day when the main groceries left in the pantry consists of Ramen soup and/or peanut butter.

Kids, you better enjoy this stew now because Ramenbutter Week starts Monday!

Leave it to my in-laws to pick Ramenbutter Week to come for a visit.

by redPooka March 20, 2011