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a penis shaped like the letter J.
john calhoun: dude i was watchn this gay porno the other night for the first time,
And i went to pull my weiner out and it took the odd form of a J.
eric graham: dude you have a j weiner! let me suck it.
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Where you use your hand, and go up to a unsuspecting guy, and grab their weiner with sych force, that they are forced to the ground.
Friend 1: "Dude look at that hand... It looks familiar. OH MY GOD!!! IT'S THE WEINER GRAB!!!!"
*HAND GRABS WEINER*
Friend 1: "AHH SHIT DUDE!!!"
Friend 2: "What????"
Friend 1: "I'VE BEEN GRABBED!!!!"
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A game invented by Rich and Tubbz, involving concealing one's weiner in another person's orifice (usually the mouth). More often than not the term will be to used when commenting on someone who is pulling a face in which their mouth is open. For past, present or future use...
Is similar to the terms "Hide The Sausage", "Hide The Salami" and "Go/Went Balls Deep"
Past Tense:
*Someone pulls appropriate face*
Rich: Hey Tubbz I "Hid The Weiner" in that gapin' hole
Present Tense
Tubbz: Yo' can people not interrupt me when I'm "Hiding The Weiner" please?
Future Tense
Rich: Oh Yeah, I'd definitely "Hide The Weiner" in that orifice!!!
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scandanavian slang for a delicious snack eaten at 4:02 o'clock in the afternoon after a pleasant stroll on a wednesday just before it rains. : )
That was a delicious weiner schnitzel we had laste wednesday at 4:02 o'clock before it rained.
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Instead of saying "knock on wood" when tempting fate.
My wife never caught me sexting that hot nymph a pic of my underwear weasel, Knock on Weiner.
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an exclamation; a general term of surprise; expression of outragia; unexpected spiritual epiphany
"Jesus weiner! Why can't you keep that spit in your mouth where it belongs?" "Jesus weiner, I didn't know Katy gave birth to a hybrid alien baby girl!" "Jesus weiner, did the boss ever take a piece of my ass in that meeting!" "Jesus weiner, I sure got raped by that car dealer!" "Jesus weiner, I have all 6 numbers on tonight's Lotto!!!!"
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A weiner that is either made with Soy-based products or Tofu.
EEEW! I hope Pam is not serving wish weiners for the cook out this weekend!
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