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Welfare

No! No. You know I don't mean I want get rid of it! It's obviously and indictment regarding how men who aren't banging all of the women are treated by society. Because they still pay taxes!

Hym "I could be on welfare right now but I'm not. Why? Because I shouldn't need it. I should be getting carried around on a Xerxes throne..."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023


health, welfare, and morels

What a gourmet-chef parent feels da responsibility to maintain in his/her children.

While it is indeed a good practice to have your offspring try new foods dat are widely believed to be "healthy 'n' tasty", you should also keep in mind dat everyone's physiques, tolerances, and culinary preferences are different, and so if you truly care about your child's health, welfare, and morels, you should never insist dat he eat mushrooms if he doesn't care for them.

by QuacksO January 04, 2025


Welfare Spree

Using one's EBT cards to do grocery shopping at convenience stores.

Here comes another pile of junk food...must be a Welfare Spree.

by JoeNJ2 September 13, 2015


Guerrilla Welfare

A method of ambush in which units of currency hide within the objects most likely to be collided with by thrown hats, tank ammunition, or ballistic missiles, in a coordinated attempt to forcefully enrich an unwilling Italian American community.

"In a moment of frustration over all this incessant guerrilla welfare, I stabbed that crate around two hundred times."

by Rorolik May 09, 2025


welfare incense

welfare incense, aka keef is a THC high concentration marijuana power that accumulates in the bottom of a grinder usually separated by a fine mesh from the rest of the ground product.

I'm on that welfare incense and I don't care about nothing except my check from the office.

by Gawktopia October 07, 2022


welfare hotel

A ratchet-ass joint that you can buy for a relatively small amount of money and make a shit-ton of money every month guaranteed because the state is very inefficient at finding appropriately priced housing for homeless people.

To get a loan to purchase the $1.8M welfare hotel, I was told I had to provide a 30% downpayment.

Does anyone know where I can get $540,000 to help me finance the welfare hotel?

See also welfare motel

by giantturdsandwich March 03, 2016


welfare rag

A dirty rotten ho who does nothing but spit kids out just to collect a welfare check most of the kids with different fathers.

The women of Woonsocket R.I. are referred to being a welfare rag because they don't want to work at all Just collect welfare checks

by The Great American Poet December 06, 2013