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The marvelous place between the legs of a woman.
I was so hot for my lady last night, I went down for a look in the "gut window"
When I was young I broke several "gut windows"
I got home last night to find my old lady had her "gut window" open and I was sure it was closed before I left.
I'm so mad at my bitch I wanna kick her "gut window" out
Window lovin' is something that can only occur when one or some of the car passengers' window buttons do not work. Those passengers must then request that the driver give them some window lovin'. The amount of window lovin' requested is related to how far the window is brought down.
Hey Elvis, can I get some window lovin'? No, wait, it's cold, less window lovin' please.
On newer computers with Windows 2000 and XP, there is a keyboard shortcut "Windows + F". This shortcut will bring up a search window when pressed once. When held, however, multiple (into the hundreds and even thousands) of search windows will appear. The time held directly correlates with the number of search windows to appear. When held long enough, the computer may crash and may even need a restart. This is something done in many schools to screw around and pull a prank on a fellow, and later on, pissed off, classmate. It also adds an extra shock when one turns off the monitor making an unsuspecting victim.
Teachers are always stumped when they see this dilemma, and usually suggest restarting, thinking the computer just freaking out.
Uneducated users also don't know "Ctrl + W" and "Alt + F4" can be held to very quickly get rid of this problem. However, these shortcuts will not solve the problem if it is held long enough to crash.
Teacher: Why don't you come up to the board and show us this model.
Student 1: *Walks up to board*
Student 2: (Whilst student 1 is at board) *Presses and holds "Windows + F" for an extended period of time, then turns off monitor*
Student 1: *Walks back and turns on monitor, seeing the hundreds of search windows* "Son of a biiiitch, I got Windows F'ed in the A"
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A 10-15 second period of total unresponsiveness encountered when using a PC running any version of Microsoft Windows. Traditionally occurs several times an hour. Just long enough to become disturbing and annoying, not long enough to inspire a reboot. Generally the mouse continues to move. When the moment ends, the user is usually left to deal with the consequences of the keys they struck in frustration while it was ongoing.
Sure, I'll pull that up right now. Ummm... Dammit, my computer's having a Windows Moment. Hang on.
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When one visits a store or mall to admire goods rather than to purchase them. The 'shopper' seems to be looking so intently at the glass in storefront windows that he appears to want to buy the window itself, hence 'window shopping'.
"You seem to be really interested in that sweater. Do you plan on getting it?"
"No, I'm just window shopping."
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The period of time after your coffee is not too hot to burn your tongue but before it is too cold to be enjoyable.
IE: Coffee too Hot --- Golden Window -- Coffee too Cold
I hit the Golden Window during the Monday meeting, so it wasn't so bad.
You should hurry up and drink that down before you're out of the Golden Window.
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A feature on the web browser Google Chrome, lets you view pages like porn sites without leaving traces of it in your browser history.
I wanted to watch some porn, so I did it in an incognito window so my parents wouldn't find out later.
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