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The best and worst thing that happened to men. We jam our things to them when we feel down, but when they don't want us to do it, the police jam bullets into us.
Boy Student: I got a bad grade...
Girl student: Aww, poor thing...
Boy student: Come here WOMAN!
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Police: Stop right there!
Girl Student: No, it's fine.
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
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Multi-purpose word used when greeting or speaking to a fellow female aquaintance or friend who’s fucking cool or you have forgotten their stupid name.
Hey woman how are you! Woman, I can’t belive you did that last night!
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"I totally beat my woman last night, she didn't work hard enough."
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Fred Thompon claims that he supports "family values", but in reality, he is a lecherous womanizer.
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