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A guy who can destroy toilet seats with his own planet sized ass
guy 1:Woah dude this toilet seat is broken
guy 2:it must have been woody
something that u see when u wake up, also considered as an extra leg or bone
ayo today i got the biggest woody no cap
To be in a state of complete and utter drunkness. And/or legless off a small amount.
"Simo was so woodies last night, he was thrashed"
Woody is a cowboy toy from the movie Toy Story.
Woody: You are a toy!
Buzz: I am a space ranger!
Woody: You are a fucking toy!
Buzz: Shut the hell up!
the shithead dog i got this year, who barks all day and eats our arms (in all serious, we do love him, even though he is the spawn of satan)
me: "shut the fuck up woody!"
woody: "fuck off (in dog)"
A fucking useless prick who can dish it out but cannot take it.
That guy is such a fucking woody.
Using a leaf in place of a condom.
My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.