The wooly worm is seen as the result of not being choosy enough when wanking.
The scenario is that you fancy a posh wank but have no condoms. Instead you decide to use a sock but unfortunatly choose one made from 100% Pure Wool. After "doing the deed" into the sock and removing your phallus, you find that fibres from the inside of the sock have mixed with the love juice and have now coated the one-eyed trouser snake in a sticky hairy coating making it look like a Wooly Worm.
No matter how hard you scrub, you'll be finding sock coloured hairs under your foreskin for days after (subject to not being Jewish)
Nate really should've been more careful and not chosen the M&S Wool Blend Sock as his weapon of wanking destruction the other night.
He found so many hairs stuck to his knob the following morning, it looked like a woolly worm
A term defining a certain human who is interlectually slow and wriggles instead of uses his feet to walk
Me : Hey Piss Worm
Jye Taylor : Yooo WhUtZ Up BaBeH?
A (usually annoying) song that gets stuck in your head.
They can be erradicated by singing the Gilligan's Island theme song.
"Who Let the Dogs Out has been stuck in my head all day."
"You can get rid of your ear worm by singing the Gilligan's Island theme song."
(earl-ee-wurm)
"The early worm gets up early to get eaten by the bird."
-Opposite of the early-bird.
GUY#1.) That man woke up early only to be eaten by big companies.
GUY#2.) He must be an early-worm.
One’s luck or fortune changes.
Looks like since this last week your business went up 200 percent profit. The worm turns for you my friend.
An attempt to slowly "inch" your hand into another individuals genitals, often not welcomed and typically man on man. Commonly this uncomfortable advance is spurred on by large volumes of alcohol consumption
"Dude that Drunk Closet-Homosexual Son of a Bitch just tried to Inch Worm his way into my pants"