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Paint hands green and soak them in water. boom Yoda is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself the Yoda last night
Paint hands green and soak them in water. boom Yoda is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself the Yoda last night
A fighting technique where a person takes their index finger and their middle finger on both hands and make hooks 🪝. Getting behind a victim in a fight and hooking the victim between the teeth and Jaws and pulling back as hard as you can even using your knee or foot on the victim as leverage to administer the YODA. The end result is the victim gets a ripped face and either corner of the mouth 👄.
I ripped that dudes face with The Yoda move.
People who for some reason believe Yoda is the most powerful jedi and will scour countless internet forums to argue how Yoda could win any fight.
"Did you see those dumb Yoda fags trying to argue how he could beat Thanos"
Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?
“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”
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A youtuber who has a hot monotone voice and dry humor
Yoda of Crab is so hot ,he needs to do a only fans reveal.
Any wrinkly, hairy piece of skin which resembles the head of Yoda, typically a male scrotum, or female genitals.
Watch out for Kevin, he keeps flashing his pink yoda today., Don't wear shorts which are too short or risk exposing your pink yoda.