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What usually happens during rainy days when the concrete is wet and the traction on your shoe is reduced. Typically known as a foot slid into the rectum(usually barefoot) and sometimes consists of a 3 hour hospital wait.
My foot in your ass feels as if i had my hand stuck in the cheese wiz jar once again.
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Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.
Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"
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For a bunch of 'homies' down on the 'west side' to kill a whitey
Yo, Imma bust a cap in yo azz, Honkey
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A kind way of telling someone to fuck off, through insertion of sand into their anus, and pushing it down through the use of a stick, road cone, or broken broom handle.
guy 1- man this dude at the bar was being a total douch nozzle.
guy 2- so what did you do?
guy 1- I just told him to pound sand in your ass.
guy 2- hmmm.
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I heard enough, put a quarter in your ass!
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To take control of your situation.
Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.
Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.
Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.
My crisis-prone neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.
I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.