P-Town

slang for Porirua, a modest town with people smoking and vaping everywhere and ofc the North City mall also the Kapiti Line passes through P-Town

bro one: aye bruv you wanna jump on the Kapiti Line train to P-Town g

bro two: sweet what ya wanna do in P-Town then

bro 1: idk just chill out at the station and vape and go get maccas and energy drinks

aweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklm,.p

You really that bored now come on learn some math and English do something with your life find a girlfriend for the love of god have a good day

-sawyer

I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored I typed aweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklm,.p lol

p-sykik

V. telepathic connection

gurl you and I are like twins we got that p-sykik thing going on

qswdefrgthyjukilo;p'

If you managed to get here, you have typed the exact jumble of letters I have. You have reached the top of the boredom bar!

Bob, "Yo Joe, have you ever typed "qswdefrgthyjukilo;p'"?" Joe, "No I have not."

qswdefrgthyjukilo;p'

Last level of Boredom. You can get out of the Boredom Matrix if you...

Staring at the ceiling, "qswdefrgthyjukilo;p'" formed on my lips, a meaningless jumble of letters mirroring the emptiness in my mind. Boredom stretched before me like a vast, silent landscape.

Levi p

Levi p is a man who is very much a homosexual, he is known for misspelling things and being a bottom with very big thighs and no body hair other then on his head

“Hey, why was Levi p at your house last night?”
“You know why;)”

P+V=B

Sexual activity resulting in a child. Penis+Vagina=Baby

"Use protection bc we don't want that P+V=B!"