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Orange human being, driven to madness by... no one knows what. Followed by the QAnon cult and other far right wingers.
QAnoner: "HAIL TRUMP. HAIL OUR PEOPLE. HAIL VICTORY!!! Where we go one we go all"
Sane Person: "He does know that Donald J. Trump is an alleged rapist, right?!"
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Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.
All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
“I can’t come to Murphy’s tonight. I have a Dirty J-F scheduled”
A Daniel T-J is someone who u have to add on Snapchat otherwise your weird
‘Bro do you have Daniel T-J added’ ‘no’ ‘oh ur fucking weird’
A popular recent adaptation of the common usage 'keep it on the D-Lo.' The meaning is roughly synonymous suggesting silence and secrecy.
Yo, whatever you might have seen at those parties, keep it on the J-Lo.
An entanglement of such magnitude that any attempts at mitigation would be considered acts of futility.
Person 1- I got a J Lichti in my fishing line.
Person 2- Let me see... Oh you're screwed!!
Wears toe shoes, questionable ties and is a giant history nerd.
Oh God look at the shoes J-Robb has on today.
A non-malicious and unknowing lie. A piece of information that may loosely resemble the truth but leaves the listener with obvious suspicion. Often circulated by those with names starting with the letter J
Jansynn: Did you know all dogs are born with ADHD?
Ethan: J fact! J fact!