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5 seconds-to tell if she’s hot
5 minutes-to tell if she’s annoying
5 hours - to tell if you’d hit
5 dollars for the hooker to give you a handjob
Stella works as a hooker and is asking a stranger for 5 for a quickie.
you are not allowed to play genshin impact
Alex: I'm gonna play gi
: You can't
Alex: Why not?
: Because it's December 5
my friend's birthday xd wish him happy bday
heyy L(his initial) happy bday cuz its december 5
National throw a shoe at your friend day!
A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them
Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit
December 5th is national ask out your crush day!
Boy: Hey you wanna go out with me?
Girl: Sure! But why did you ask me out today?
Boy: Because it's December 5th
national send nudes to everyone in your contacts
hey here are some of my nudes because it is december 5
uhh no thx
dc here