a fat bitch ass nigga pulls no bitches jealous as fuck never stops eating dick
jealous for a girl that will never like him
jay: alex is a bitch
ricky" i know fuck him
john" he hella gay
aj: he suck dick
An edgy american, that is slightly homo sexual, long hair, white skin color, and a metric shit ton of edgy humor.
GUY-You see Alex over there he is a edgy gay boi lmao, he's basically an basic highschool boi
Alex is the type of person who is incredibly sweet, funny and thoughtful.
He is the kind of guy who will always make you laugh and cherish every moment together. He loves history and will tell you many interesting stories that you will enjoy listening to because he tells them with such care and passion.
All in all - Alex is just a wonderful, beautiful and perfect human being and you will feel lucky to have him in your life.
"You're so lucky to have Alex by your side!"
"I know, I love him so much."
A good person and a good friend.
That man is fantastic, he is such an Alex!
Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.
P.S. Grease makes great lube.
"Alex I am quivering in desperation for your chode to go so far down my throught that it bashes my lungs in" Said Harvey.
Best boyfriend ever i love him so so so so so so much
10/10 amazing at railing ppl
“Yo you know Alex?”
“Ya i heard that hes awesome at railing his boyfriend Toby”