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Egg jew

Egg of Jewish origin, commonly found in Eastern Europe to describe eggs laid out of the Jewish rump aka the rectum.

Look Tommy their is is an egg jew laid out on the floor from the local Rabbi for Friday night supper.

by SkullCappedbandit January 29, 2021


egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.

Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher

Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”

by Harryhardhelmet January 06, 2023


Johnathan's egg

A term used to ask a player in a different squad or team to leave their team in secret and to join yours . This is commonly used to get a player in fortnite to join your team

Matthew*in a squad

Harry *has a free space in his squad

Harry"mathew Johnathan's egg"
Matthew*leaves his team to join the better one I.e. Harrys team

by Boohs June 03, 2018


20 eggs often my dinner

A very buff man who needs 20 eggs, often for his dinner.

Person: I love eggs
Buff man: 20 eggs often my dinner
Person: wow so buff

by .k.pseu.y.donym.s. September 20, 2023


Un-cracked Egg

A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.

“Man, that girl is a real un-cracked egg. She’s going to go crazy one of these days.”

by NowListenHereYaLittleShits January 25, 2022


Popped Egg

A popped egg** is a cataclysmic gym related event when a steroidal gym man gets a Humpty Dumpty Pump(ty) but instead of dumpting he pops like a microwaved egg. The peasant non-popped eggs look on with a combination of awe and terror.

**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!

Oy, look at me boiz, I’m a fu*#^ng popped egg!!!

Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!

The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.

Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!

by ShookWooker April 09, 2021


Egg Dungeon

The act of entrapping yourself under a blanket (typically one of a thick material) and releasing an egg-fueled fart that fills the air quickly. Much like a gas chamber.

"Dude. I just had the most heavenly egg dungeon in the world. It was seriously the best."

by barrybingle November 17, 2021