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Basically a dude trying to pass as a female, who pretends she has more choices than taking it up the ass
I hooked up with this hick online....found out she was an anal only femme, was disappointed but i tapped hat ass anyway!!!!
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The most severe level of anal activity before the anus is ruptured and the grundle is no longer in existence.
After a long night of code red anal, Jessica had to get her plumbing sewed back together.
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To cut of your partners head with anykind of sharp object (preferrably a lawnmower blade) while in the act of intercourse and then fuck your dead partner in the anal cavity (asshole) while dressed in traditional pilgrim clothing.
Person 1 - Did you take care of that whore girlfriend of yours.
Person 2 - Yeah, i cut that bitch's head clear off, and then i used the reverse anal pilgrim on her before i disposed of the body.
Person 1 - Thats pretty goddamn impressive!!
Person 2 - I Know Right?
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when you are having sex and the guys penis comes out too far and is inserted into your penis.
Liz: "ow Brennan, that really hurt, that was an anal slip"
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Squirting pee out of your butt into the mouth of a very nice homeless man to keep his belly full and warm.
I gave him dah brazillian anal squirts cuz i love to give to dah homeless.
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1. when a man has a horrible deformity causing him to be born with testicles in his rectum and to make matters worse those testicles develop cancer
2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback
ex1: doctor: I'm sorry, Tim, your anal testicles aren't well.
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!
ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?
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Whenever a dominant man (or woman with strap-on) performs consensual anal sex with another man or woman with the directive that the one "taking it up the ass" pretends it is rape.
"Dude, you sure you raped him? It could've been fake submissive anal..."
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