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The use of a banana as prop in demonstrating the ability to provide oral sex to man. Often captured on a cell phone for ise on socail media, escort web sites and backpage.com
Guy1: yo shorty is a thot!
Guy2: man i knew that after she did a banana mutilation video.
A banana used normally as a headband by HXC kids. It started because kids who got hungry would just put them into their mouths and keep on dancing.
Non-HXC Kid: Dude, what is that on your forehead?
HXC Kid: A Hardcore Banana. I may get hungry when I'm acting like an asshole in the pit, plus my doctor said I need more potassium intake.
A child friendly version of what the fuck
*kid dies*
Random person: “what the banana”
the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.
person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE
person 1: "yo, that guy looks like a banana picker"
person 2: "Hell yeah he does I wouldn't want him to harvest me"
What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.
Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!