a bum n lyks 2 entertain ppl n smokes weed
2day krustocious went 2 a b-day party 2 entertain ppl by wrestling
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Slang expression used for Wayne Kramer of the MC5 because he's an old ass clown these days trying to capitalize on the past of his deceased friends rather than doing it on his own. Had a couple of good songs here and there, but constantly keeps recording "The Harder They Come" by Jimmy Cliff on nearly every recording in an inane attempt to make the song famous. Put your money of Sonic's Rendezvous Band for much, much more talent.
Dwayno Da Old Ass Clown can't even count anymore because he has 6 people in the Neo-MC5, so he's gettin' old
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You guys got the new Gnar Kills cd, Gnar Kills is the best band ever and if you say one more thing about them I will pull your fuckin face off. Oh yea, well I think they fuckin suck..wu da wu wu
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With out any doubt whatsoever, the corniest television show ever created. About a foot ball player who became an astroanut in the year 1980, froze himself than became an astronaut again in 2384. The show is known the world over for it's use of cheap 70s technology to poorly portray life in the future (ooh florescant light bulbs, how cutting edge!) and it incessantly exploited little people.
Annie: So....*takes a drag on ciggarette, then coughs* ever been with an older gal before?
Me: No. . .
Annie: *rubs some Vaseline in her cornhole then gets on all fours*
Me: slides dick into her bung and glances over her chubby body at the TV screen
TV: Buck is transported in ice to the amazing century 24! Do doo do DO! And here's "Tiggie" a transvestite-midget in a chrome robot costume.
Me: *dick goes limp* Dude, turn this shit off......
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no doubt abot it you say this when ur trying to be funny and saying somthin at da same time
is that the key to your door?
no do da booty
ha ha
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the vocal callings of guys describing this guys penis one time, the way it was so big it swayed
yo man, did you see jacks thing man?" "word dawg, da doing doing doing....
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Da ta iba u muhata means the person is so chill and nice.
Da ta iba u muhata pederungel grozen
Qsh mi patkata we muha nasrana
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