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When You are winning at Mario Kart and everything goes to shit. It's as if Lemony Snicket wrote a new series of unfortunate events, except this time they were about you playing mario kart and going from 1st to 8th thanks to fucking Donkey Kong throwing a blue shell, then Toad shoves a green shell up your bum to spin you into a banana peel in which you slip off the edge and as soon as lakitu drops you back onto the course your asshole friend in 8th hits you with a lightning bolt and ends up winning. The frustration and despair caused by the Mario Kart Effect are unmatched, and the probability of the Mario Kart Effect benefiting you are slim to none.
1. It's not my fault that I lost! Its that god damn Mario Kart Effect. (n)
2. Thanks to the Mario Kart Effect, Nick and Zack are quite peeved. (n)
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When you spell something based on how it sounds rather than how it's actually spelt, similar to the famous Ken Lee video.
Person A: Remember, it's a doggy dog world out there!
Person B: Don't you mean dog eat dog?
Person A: Oh yeah! Must be The Ken Lee Effect!
Person B: KEN LEE! TULIBU DIBU DOUCHOO!
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Those times when you use your bathtub to heat your sink. A lot of times when one washes their hands at the sink and turns the water on hot, nothing but cold water comes out of the faucet. By letting the water in the bathtub run for about 10-15 seconds, the water heats up. Then you turn off the water in the bathtub, run your water on hot at the sink, and in a couple of seconds, you have hot water running at the sink.
Normally when the Bathtub Sink Effect is not done, you can run the sink water for minutes and get nothing but cold water even though you have it on hot.
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When someone undeservingly stumbles upon success, through sheer luck and usually minimal skill of their own, similar to that of the cartoon character Scooby Doo who would often catch the villain by literally stumbling upon them, usually after he had fallen over or been involved in some sort of zany accident.
Person 1: Hey, how'd you go in that exam?
Person 2: Dude I got like 95%
Person 1: How? I got like 65% and you told me you didn't even study
Person 2: It's the Scooby Doo Effect man.
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What happens when one extremely gay man walks into a group of many heterosexual males and tries to act like them causing himself to look stupid and even more gay than when he arrived in the room as well as causing all the straight men in the room to feel extremely awkward because they have to play along with the charade even though is is clearly not working.
The flamboyantly gay man walked into the fantasy football draft and the Status Effect took place when he started talking about how many baskets Peyton Manning will shoot this year, as all the other guys in the room fake laughed and rolled their eyes
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the fact that a retarded person cannot not talk about retarded things
"Man, Sean cannot help but talk about the stupidest shit"
"Yeah bro, that's the Deadset Effect"
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When like you notice something is different and you're right but you're the only one or maybe like one other person but you're totally correct
"That's the mandingo effect"
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