The process of cracking an egg into the vagina, and proceeding to fuck it until it’s scrambled.
Person 1: yo we had a weird night yesterday
Person 2: what happened
Person 1: I egg rolled her
When your sex partner will penetrate their penis into the female whilst they pass wind onto their bellend and they pop their egg smothered cock into the female's mouth.
For example, last night I made an egg roll with my bird, it was pleasurable and she thoroughly enjoyed it.
Hide my own eggs
A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.
"I GOT SO TANKED LAST NIGHT, THAT I COULD HIDE MY OWN EGGS FOR EASTER "
To make lots of cash and be stupidly rich
Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.