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A gay who holds such strong chaotic energy that they may have rabies and commit arson
He's such a feral gay, going out there committing crimes and making out with the same gender
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adj.
1. State, quality, condition or degree of being gay.
2. gayness
(Not to be confused with "gaiety", a state of joyful exhuberance.)
That's so goddamn gay, its gay-ity is off the charts.
"He took me to his gay animal sanctuary, where he showed me all about the wonders of gay-ity."--South Park
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the act of sucking and using your tongue to pleasure a guy's dick.
This is how to defined a gay blowjob
proper blowjob etiquette/procedure:
1.) start out with a little teasing, by stroking him off a few times, but then, unbutton his pants with your teeth. this'll make you seem like an animal, and that's exactly what you want him to think.
2.) start out by swirling your tongue around the head of his dick for 10-15 seconds, alternating between up-and-down and all around. this also gets your saliva going, because yanno, who wants a dry beejay?
3.) work your way deeper and deeper while stroking him off with one or both hands, and move your head up and down.
4.) massage his balls with your free hand.
5.) make sure to hit the area right under the head. (pleasure nerves, people.)
6.) glide your teeth lightly up and down his shaft once or twice, just to give him a tingly feeling.
7.) make eye contact, but make it devilish eye contact. don't look up at him like a dying puppy.
8.) if he says he's about to cum, speed your pace up a little bit and go as deep as you can without puking, and when he cums, slowly inch your mouth back up and swallow. lick off any excess.
9.) spitters are quitters. come on, girls. it's just salty.
and THAT, my friends, is a blowjob.
Dude, Joanne gave me the best blowjob last night. I thought I was gonna blow through the roof.
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The period immediately following coming out in which a gay individual acts very stereotypical of gay individuals with no particular style of individual gayness to the point of being obnoxious. These people are defined solely by their sexuality past the point of being able to distinguish themselves in any other way.
Before coming out, George had his own personality. Now everything he does reflects a gay stereotype. What a noob gay.
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to be unflaboyant or uninitiated in commonly gay convention despite actually being gay
to fail at being gay
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This is what viewers begin to call the popular television channel ABC when they realize The View will be followed an even gayer show, The Chew.
Pass the remote, Whoopi Goldberg is rambling on Gay BC again.
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