fork-poking good

an extremley attractive specimen of the human species

That's a fine mothafucka!
Yeah, he's fork-poking good!!!

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It's for your own good

Thing mostly said by an adult/parent

To justify controlling something that you percieve as wrong in your life because they want it that way.
Usually it is NOT for your own good, but just because they must force their will upon you.

Girl: what the hell, why are you not letting me talk to my friends

Mom: because they are giving you wrong ideas, it's for your own good

Girl: yeah right

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Good Lookin

Someone who looks good

Damn shawty over there good lookin ass needs to come holla at me

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Good Eats

The worst show on the food network. Boring, Stupid, Unnecessary.

N:Did you see that episode of good eats last night?

L:No, I hate that show. It is just terrible.

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Good old fashioned

Something that is good, and it is old fashioned

"What's an good old fashioned?"

"Well, it's good, and it's old fashioned"

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Good Story Stan

When an epic story is promised, but said story is long-winded, boring and leads only to a let-down.

Stan- "Oh my god guys, you won't believe what happened to me today!"
Other guy- "Oh! Yea??? Do tell!"
Stan- "I was trying to buy a coke from the machine, I put my money in and then I got the coke and then I drank the coke and it was gassy!!!"
Other guy- "Cool... and?"
Stan- "It was fizzy!"
Other guy- "Good story Stan!"

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Good one, James

Phrase, used to indicate that the joke your friend just told was really lame.

Friend: "What's brown and sticky? A stick."

*silence*

You: "Good one, James."

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