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When a vegetarian or vegan secretly indulges in meat, or when a meat-eater tries to lure a vegetarian/vegan into eating meat.
Lori shakes hands with beef every now and then.
Come on, Lori! (Holding a burger in her face) Shake hands with beef!
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A person with large, stubby fingers, looking like they have 10 thumbs
When in conjunction with a large head, more commonly known as "Jack"
"Jack, your hands are so fat. You are a fat handed twat"
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when you tape 2 fifths of Grain Everclear to each of your hands. you cannot undue the tape untill both bottles are empty or until the hospital undoes them for you.
Steve: Yo! What happen to Dave? I heard he was attempting Edward Everclear Hands Tonight!?
Mark: Oh yeah, he drove himself to get some bitches...
Steve: Was he done?!!!
Mark: He was half way done when he decided he needed some action.
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When someone comes out with a witty comment or funny line which they have taken from a film or television show. The embarassment comes when they are caught out, and someone reveals to the rest of the group that what was just said was not their own wittiness or quick thinking.
Getting "quote red-handed" is especially embarrasing if the show or film being quoted is an embarassing one.
Short person: I'm going to get you.
Jack: What you gonna do? Bite my kneecaps?
John: Dude, you totally got that from Tracy Beaker.
Short Person: Haha. You just got quote red-handed.
John: Haha. *And* you watch Tracy Beaker!
Jack: Dude. So do you.
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The residual effects of a blowjob still remaining upon a womans lips in the immediate hours after said blowjob.
So your friend got a blowjob on the way to meet you, and you know this. And when she goes to kiss you on the cheek after dinner you step back quickly because you dont want any of your friends second hand semen from her lips, and or mouth to reach any portion of your skin.
This happens to Larry David in season 7, episode 2 of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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A handjob from an attractive woman who happens to be simultaneously displaying her tits
"I'll give any bitch in this room a fiver for a topless hand shandy!"
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Describtion from the older generation that describes when things are bad
Person #1 age 20 What do you think of the rising gas prices, war costs and the Patriot Act
Person #2 age 60 This country is going to Hell in a Hand Basket.
Person #1 I never heard that saying
Person #2 Old saying, Urban UP young man!!
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