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The speed of a cheetah.
The strength of a silverback gorilla.
The passion of a French poet.
The cock and balls of Gregor Clegane.
The four pillars that make up all that is: Jake Gottesman. A schemer in the streets and a pleaser in the sheets, Jake is sure to leave you satisfied regardless of where you happen upon him. Whether he’s you lover, business partner, friend or family member, one thing is for sure; you’ll get banged. You’ll get banged in the kitchen, you’ll get banged waiting for your egg n cheese and you’ll get banged while folding your laundry. No where is safe. Actually now that I think about it stay as far away from Jake as humanly possible, unless you want sex ruined for you for the rest of your life.
Jake Gottesman literally left me speechless last night.
A tube, often made of clear plastic, used to transfer fecal material from the anus of one partner, to the anus of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification. -see also Jaketube
My Jake Tube is in the dishwasher.
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Who is god? God is Jake!
Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen!
Who is God? God is Jake!
A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!
A man with a batty wider then the Mediterranean
Oh my god, I can see Jake Cuthbert's batty from Mongolia!