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performing oral on your female partner while she is having "that time of the month", then proceeding to make out with her.
some may find the irish rainbow kiss disguisting, but I find it has a rather tangy taste to it.
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In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.
Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?
2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.
1st Person: Wanker.
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Genetic abnormality of blue eyes. It's a large good or brown fleck in one of both eyes.
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phrase designed to arouse a response from your adorably-geeky lothario/lolita who might just have a fetish for biting.
Girl, interrupting her boyfriend's attempts to download the latest Linux distro, "Oh boyfriend." She brandishes her neck with a devilish glint in her eye, "I'd like you to kiss me, then byte me".
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“Every kiss begins with K” is one of many one-liner comeback jokes, that can be expressed after someone audibly releases a bellowed cloud of flatulence, or any other related type of cacophonous din.
Agent Oh: “Harder Daddy!”
Agent K: “Sure thing, boss lady.”
Agent Oh: (releases a fart from queefing)
Agent K: “Every kiss begins with K!”
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July 6th u can kiss ur crush without being afraid to
Jade: Josh can we kiss?
Josh: why Jade
Jade: cuz it's July 6th, kiss ur crush day 🥺
December 21st is National First Kiss Day. Anyone who hasn't had their first kiss can ask anyone to kiss them on December 21st.
Kissing Virgin: Wanna know what today is:
Kisser: What?
Kissing Virgin: National First kiss day and I haven't had my first kiss, so...?
Kisser: Ok *kisses her*