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when michael lee plays with little kids at the pool in his golf clothes
michael is a pedo. he pulled a one night.
Night water is that gulp of 3 hours old warm melted ice left over from that delicious coke you had finished 3 hours ago.
Need to take some advil but all I got is night water chokes on dry advil.
a 6'4 black male that is 60% dark chocolate and 40% thug man. he WILL come for your mother.
the dark demon of the night raped me. he was so black that i couldn't even see him.
A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.
I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.
When your hungover and realize all the dumb shit you did when you where drunk.
After a night of drinking and you wake up with 10 unread messages from friends and family. you where visited by "the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past"
The night I lay deez nuts on your face.
Person 1 to Person 2: You ever been to a ladies night? It's the night I lay deez nuts on your face.
Facebook night shift is what is completed when someone makes many posts during the nighttime
“OMG have you seen how many FB posts Natalie made after we went to bed?” , “Yes she’ appears to have chronicled our entire night out during her Facebook night shift”