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flexi-straight

Being predominately straight, but less specific as the urgency to get off increases. Being attracted exclusively to the opposite sex, but flexible as to which gender can participate in getting one off.

He needed to cum, but his regular girls weren't available, so, being flexi-straight, it didn't matter if the nearest willing orifice was a guy or a girl.

by Nostrovio January 31, 2024


straight up "jorking it"

What you do at the stripped club with your peanits

i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits

by Mlum April 16, 2024


You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019


Straight Above the Belt

Someone who's gay, will act straight, but will not engage in sexual intercourse with some one from the same sex.

Person #1: Aren't you gay?

Person #2: Yeah, but I'm straight above the belt.

by Emordnys January 8, 2012


straight bass

an amplifier of anything another person has just said

Person 1: i oughta smack a hoe for that
Person 2: straight bass

by gdfyftyudfyuitd October 17, 2009


straight dike

A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.

The straight dike Amanda just took Stacy away from Brad!

by Maddame Degradssi October 27, 2015


homo-straight

a slur towards bi people whom are cross-oriented

Homophobe: That homo-straight wants to date another guy

by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021