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You might be gay and that’s okay 🌈
“When you are watching Porn, do you like the Big Dick or the Little Dick? If you like the Big Dick than you’re not that straight” @tigerking
Being predominately straight, but less specific as the urgency to get off increases. Being attracted exclusively to the opposite sex, but flexible as to which gender can participate in getting one off.
He needed to cum, but his regular girls weren't available, so, being flexi-straight, it didn't matter if the nearest willing orifice was a guy or a girl.
When your teeth and sexuality are both equally straight.
"Damn did you see Jack's teeth? They are so straight!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"
STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE!!! everytime your alcoholic friends get a pack of beer, the straight edge kid gets a token beer to smash. cleaning up the world one beer at a time. dont froget to pick the can up!
peter: hey we got a 30 rack of coors
ty (straight edge): gimme my token beer *throws* STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE
Marijuana Strain Bred By Alfonso Davis III (Bay Area)
I’m on that straight yurple!
it's just nandermo
straight nandermo once said "vampirism is a curse and i ... care for you too much to burden you with that."
the opposite of gay nandermo, whatever that is
“vampirism is a curse and i care for you too much to burden you with that it would weigh too heavy on my conscience BOOP there’s that smile” - straight nandermo