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1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.
2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.
3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.
4) A piss that's, well, perfect.
Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!
^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^
A tall guy usually named Ben. Very funny but is also the sweetest guy you’ll ever know. Probably the best person in the world..
“If you’re a maverick then you can suck a dick, also my name is Ben”
“You’re more perfection than perfection”
A tall guy, usually named Ben. He’s the funniest guy you will know but also the sweetest. He’s so perfect but he just doesn’t know it.
“If you’re a maverick, you can suck a dick, also I’m Ben”
“Wow, you’re more perfection than perfection”
A moto everybody should go after in life.
-oh. ___ is really good at that!
-yeah! You know what they say "practice makes perfect".
October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to
oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!
An original word to describe someone who is sick in the head, does bad things, or has fucked up taste
Example:
Man he’s such a puke
The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes
San: man this bro Chad is such an ass to Haley, just like the rest of her ex’s
Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes
A person whom has little to no red flags, makes you happier than words can express, and is everything you want and more
“Duuuddeee I just fell in love with this dude Devin, he is literally The Perfect Person”