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The never ending chance to improve not only yourself, but also to attract opportunities and affect others.
Every morning stand guard at the door of your mind with PD. Davia reads and listens to Jim Rohn, Mark Hughes, Les Brown, Dr. Myles Monroe, as her Personal Development every morning before starting her day. The Mind is a Mental Factory. What a man reads pours massive ingredients into the mental factory. What do you have in your house to read?
People who have tanned so much that with their age their skin begins to sag and turn brown and shiny like leather.
*In a beach town* "Look at the leather person riding their bike."
To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.
I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating
Beginner musicians who aren't that good at playing any instruments yet
Boy: "oh man, I turned my guitar yesterday but it still sounds bad"
Boy nr 2: "maybe it's because you're a out of tune person "
This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.
My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.
Did anyone catch the michelin jew's reference to me? Anyone? Because I said I had a charlatan detector... Get it? He read the thing. This. He read this.... I don't think he's a fan.... ☹️
Hym "Hahahahahahaha Good person detector!? Get it? Because he knows he's a charlatan and feels bad (kind of) so to console him, the michelin jew says that. You know who I'm talking about, right? Put a yamacha on the stay-puff marshmallow. Can you picture it? Do you see? You get it?"
A autistic person that is acoustic.
Meaning a disabled person that has a good voice or sings well
Hey John look at that Autistic Acoustic person over there!