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Everyone loves her! Shes an OG potato for life. Even though shes better than everyone at gymnastics, she will teach you her awesome tricks and her sparksly blue eyes sparkle in the sun. She is very short, but has big big dreams . She is amazing, beautiful and sweet. She knows when you are sad, or mad. Never ever loose an emma potato. And she will make funny jokes.
Girl 1: "i want emma potato to be my bff. ScReW yOu SaLlY!!! "
Sally :"im so freakin jealous right now."
When another man drips jizz on your balls.
Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"
A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
When a girl farts and it rolls up and into her vagina and then she has to fart it out again.
That girl farted a twice baked potato and it stunk up the room.
Person who eats an unholy amount of potato's.
Damn Hayden you a potato expert.
Used when talking about an unknown object or creature.
Person 1: what a weird thing
Person 2: no that’s a potato
a quirky way of saying an individual is a dumbass! Originally said by u/HiNyam on VRCHAT
You: "The earth is flat and gravity doesn't exist."
Me: "Potato, Potata, your IQ is nada"
You: "what..?"