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The perfect end all be all of foods. It can be anything you want, PB & J? Yep! Tuna? You Bet! Coleslaw and Pickle? Absolutely! All it requires is 2 slices of bread and something in between.
Troy: I want a sandwich!
Narrator: Troy then procedes to make a Pickle and mustard sandwich because Troy is a waste of air.
A reaction word used as slang instead of saying damn or that sucks...etc.
Jesus: they done nailed me to a cross!
Guy who stopped to talk to Jesus while on his walk: Sandwich! Man... that is so sandwich!
A sandwich is usually used in reference to a dog; a progression of “such a ham” to “ham & cheese” to “ham sandwich” to just “sandwich”. It is also used in reference to someone or something super cute and perfect in every way.
*Sees dog*
“OMG look at that sandwich”
Or
To bae: “are you a sandwich?”
Bae: “oh course I am, I love you.”
The BEST food ever. You could put anything between two pieces of bread and it’ll still be a sandwich. Everything you would want in a food, no competition AT ALL.
Friendo: may I have a sandwich?
Other guy: ya dude
A sandwich is a food invented by humans that consists of two bits if bread, and something in the middle. A sandwich disappears after one use.
“Hey Johnathan! Steven made me a sandwich last week to celebrate the end of the week, wanna come?” Said Oogway
“Ok I’ll come! I hope they taste nice.” Said Johnathan.
While a guy is giving you head, another man cums from the back and gives you a rim job. Making you shit and cum at the same time
Last night I passed out from a 3 man sandwich
When you spend hours trying to read someone’s writing
Person 1: Who wrote this? You can barely read it!
Person 2: This is a sandwich phenomenon