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Take a Baldwin

In reference to Seattle Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin during Superbowl 49 when he pretended to take a sh!t on the field in front of the entire world. "Taking a Baldwin" -- The act of humiliating yourself in a really public way during one of the most important moments of your life.

Did you see Jimmy take a Baldwin during the concert? He stood up there with a raging hardon the whole time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for him.

by DeenieWeenie February 07, 2015


Take offence

What you should always try to cause the woke scum to do

Kathleen Stock's pungent common sense on the question of gender ideology caused the woke scum to take offence, which is good because you should always try to cause as much offence as possible to people who think it's ok to castrate children and imprison rapists with women.

by Old Phardt July 25, 2023


Taking grandma to Applebees

A sexual position

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."

by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017


Take a Miley

crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump);to defecate; diarrhea

I'm going to have to stop quickly; I need to take a Miley. I wiped my ass and saw a gross Miley on the toilet paper.

by Sir crappington August 30, 2015


Taking a plunge

Term used to reference, in vague manner, a sex act that would be better left to the imagination. Used in similar fashion as yada yada yada, or another sex act, the “Z.J.”

Person 1: “I went to Steve and Leslie’s house and accidentally walked in on them taking a plunge...”
Person 2: “what even is that?”
Person 1: “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

by fuckpilot July 08, 2018


take a amber heard

The act of taking a massive dump in someone else's bed.

Hey trenton ill be right back ive got to take a amber heard.

by Quackrock March 02, 2025


Take a Trudeau

Canadian slang. To defecate, often referring to wet and runny excrement

The dog just took a Trudeau on the rug!

Hopefully I can get out of this traffic jam before I have to take a Trudeau.

by Dr.Otaganawa May 01, 2024