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Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
Alicia Harris - a mean ass girl who barely cares about something, she is the best girlfriend you can have she’s very loyal n loving for her bae, she’s very goofy, very energetic, she might seem happy but in the inside sometimes sad, she good in bed , she can be a real freak when u get her in her mood , and she stays taken , you don’t wanna get on her bad side u will regret it , she cares about her best friends.and she don’t hold on to drama
Yo last night I had the best sex
Wit who wats her name ?
Alicia Harris
The act of Jizzing on somebody's walking stick.
The crippled woman down the road likes her husband to give her a Harry Kane.
"Always a bridesmaid, never a bride"
The ultimate runner-up
Biggest bottle job in football
Harry Kane in his 30s has less trophies than a 17 year old.
With Bayern ending their run of 11 successive Bundesliga titles in 2024, as Bayer Leverkusen stormed to their first-ever title win, fans were concerned that Kane had brought his inability to win trophies.
Great collection of runner up medals Kane must have
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A Reese Harris is another name for a very hot and breedable woman, typically of young age.
Brooo I need to breed with that Reese Harris, I bet she’s slimy like a slip and slide!
Anyone with the name Harry Lloyd is amazing.
They are incredibly sexy and get all the bitches.
They are at the top of the food chain.
Girl 1: Have you seen Harry Lloyd recently?
Girl 2: Don’t even, he’s so sexy it’s ridiculous!
Sorta like a "virgin Mary", but instead a dude that gives a virgin birth out his ass.
Did you hear? Scientists found a Virgin Harry in Somalia!
Wow, how much did the Baby Poop Jesus weigh?