Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.
Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.
Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!
Absolute unit could steal ur wife mum gran dad uncle grandad child. Is an all round stud and would be a MAN u would like to see 🥵
Yo is that Sam Pilkington
Y/n: Ye I got a nice feeling about this
when the mandem is hard as fuck you kno what i'm saying blud
"hey"
"sam in the kitchen"
"chee"
*dap*
Someone who loves horror and plays ROBLOX
Wow that guy is a real Sam Stacey.
The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.
man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.
woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker
A person of love honesty searching for a meaningful life naughty as fuck .... happiness comes after him .....a confident person and a person of good behaviour ....don't try to mess with him cause he is a good ass kicker even.....cares about everyone and extrovert.
O look how Sam verma he is means :- how happy he is .