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When you give a girl an enema and have anal sex while the enema is draining out
I went Brown water rafting with my ex. That's why she's my ex.
The best water brand in the whole universe. The conmpany is lead by by Eva, the Irish pee president. Charlie the hydrate homie is a well known advitiseor for this amazing brand.
Wow, isn't Eva water™ incredible, I love it!!!
When a woman of color (Usually african american) falls in love with, dates and/or has sexual relations with a white man.
Halle Barry and Billy Bob Thornton in the movie "Monster's Ball" is a perfect example of White water Rafting
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A Speedo so inconceivably minuscule as to ensure that the only thing holding this suit up is your penis. Visible ass crack is required when wearing a properly fitted water polo suit. No crack- no friends. No joke, if you are not presenting at least the first inch of your ass crack to the boisterous crowd of mothers and high-stung fathers, you WILL be ostracized by your team mates.
Bro, you're water polo suit is too big. Where is your ass crack?
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The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.
"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."
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Inept computer user, inexperienced computer user
that water buffalo hits cntrl alt del to start their computer
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When a man is receiving oral sex, he proceeds to look down and yell "hey man" in a deeply Jamaican accent. At this point, the girl looks up in confusion. This is where the man takes out his dick, slaps her in the face with it, then pisses on her face and walks out.
I was giving this guy head and thought he enjoyed it before he pulled a Jamaican Water Fountain.
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