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Any person named Jake McKell has to have a small deche. They are attracted to flat chested females and have an extremely pimply dick.
*Liv walks down the beach*
Jake McKell stares at her ( Visibly Obvious Erection appears )
Liv: Jake you ok?
Jake: Y-y-yes
Jake ejaculates
Liv: Ewww
Jake: Come back Liv
Jake and Evie will get together on the 18th day of a month and will never leave eachothers side. Jake knows that he can be an idiot at times but he knows Evie will always be there to give him a slap
Jake and Evie are soulmates
Dirty privates, uncleansed genitals.
Man, that dude has a smelly jake.
Wow she needs to do something about that smelly Jake.
Clean your act up, including that smelly Jake.
Your pot stinks worse than a smelly Jake.
The most unfunny guy to ever walk to planet.
Oh here comes jake olsen, not this fucking guy.
the best boyfriend ever, hes the best person ever and he is really super nice. everyone needs a jake leffel in their life 🌭
“yo whos that kid”
“Its jake leffel”
the hottest kid in the world, tall, plays baseball, has hit brown hair
jake andrews is the hottest kid ever
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