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When you hear a song by Jessie J and you mistake it for a song by Katy Perry, which gives you a boner.
I used to think that the song "Domino" was sung by Katy Perry, which gave me a huge boner when I would hear it. But then I found out it was Jessie J, so it was a False Katy Perry Boner all along.
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A Cadet shower-room boner is the raging hard-on a cadet gets when he hasn't taken care of his morning wood.
I had a Cadet shower-room boner this morning, but -- no worries -- another hot cadet sucked my dick!
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A girl that loves to rub her shit on a dick and eat it off
"Sherry is such a pie eating boner jockey."
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A chant said during extreme pelvic slamming. Each time the fat cock is buried to its deepest point, the power slammer grits his teeth while saying one word per slam. When you come to the word 'Nuts', it is best to keep the cock buried firmly for a few extra seconds. This phrase helps in getting the pussy fucked the hardest.
Without mercy, I fucked my hot bride, while chanting "Boner Packing Pickle NUTS!"
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A condition caused by the lack of Vitamin P is a male's every day diet.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Tossing and turning in bed.
-Anxiety is social situation.
-Terrible morning cramps.
"F-in aye Bob, its been 10 days and this R.B.S. (Restless Boner Syndrome) is just getting worse."
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AMONG US BALLS SUSSY BALLS BEN IS SUS BECAUSE BALLSACKS
"SALAMI BONER BECAUSE WHY NOT" "sussy fortnite balls"
When the female can feel the moisture coming to their vagina.
“I saw Matt Damon and got a semi lady boner.”
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