A long period of defecation with an infinite supply of constipated fecal matter causes the anus to split open. Usually a fatal event.
Also the dankest TV show to air.
"We remember Daniel, who tragically died of a Bear In The Big Blue House attack."
21π 7π
When a girl is referring to you in a cute or romantical way (they def want sex)
girl -Good mornin pookie wookie bookie bear how are u >_<-
boy -Good morning pookie-
the end
23π 5π
Pretty self explanatory. A sexual manuever between a guy and a girl. One of the partners performs a crab walk, while the other parter performs a bear walk, they bone in these positions. This makes sex both fun and mobile. A company is designing a harness for this manuever so that it will be easier and less physically strenuous to perform.
"I totally pulled the C-dub B-dub on that girl last night, it was awesome." (the common slang for crab walk bear walk is C-dub B-dub)
40π 16π
The act of fucking a partner upside down. Reminiscent of a primitive koala bear. The position allows for comedy humour and should be repeated multiple times in one sitting. Many Australian-born males are taught such a position at an ealry age when they are sent to compulsory bush school.
Antoin: Gee Leroy, I pounded that woman like a Koala bear.
Leroy: Oh, upside down and multiple times.
Antoin: Yeah, just like we were taught at Bush school.
3π 13π
a really, really, really tasty thing to eat.
Sooz: you want a super chocolate bear?
Louisa: *drool*
3π 13π
Just imagine having a jerk circle out in the snow butt naked with all your bros and you all jizz at the same time and it freezes mid air
Bro I canβt wait for that polar bear jerk circle next winter
Noun: The act of taking a massive dump.
Baby bacon: wow did you see that big boy bear blast he left in the bathroom
Big Daddy: Ya dude that was gross