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When a female bends over and you can see her pad out the top of her underwear and shorts
*female 1 bends over*
Female 2: "honey.... You have pad crack.."
Female 1: "oh my god how embarrASSing!!"
Here is the beautiful place we call Cumbria. We have ITV Border News and Look Around. But that's not what it's called... here in Cumbria it is called border crack (border news) and deek about (look around)
Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye
Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP
"What are you watching?"
"Border Crack and Deek About"
"Ok, thank you for the conversation"
When you are at a place with lots of sand and it gets in your ass crack.
Dude! I got a sandy crack while at the beach!
When someone is so amazingly good at something that watching them perform the task is the equivalent of watching an average person who is on crack do the task. This can range from any task from typing fast, cooking well, being alert, etc.
Person 1: Dude did you see James in the 400m sprint? He beat everyone without even trying!
Person 2: Yeah, holy shit dude, I swear James is cracked out.
when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate
okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.
"Better see some of you cowards out tonight
Have a crack"
"You doing crack with cowards?"
Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.
The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.
Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become
agitated if their path of travel is impeded.
A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.
She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.