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A man who will buy you ice cream whenever you want it. A man who won’t judge you for being thick, he actually likes you *because* you’re thick. This man is usually very sweet and a little but naughty. If you find a man like this, don’t let him go.
‘How are things with Brandon?’
‘Omg, so good. I just realized this week that he’s an ice cream daddy.’
‘Holy shit. Do you think you’ll get married?’
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A crazy fucker with a huge machine gun. He chews tobacco and kills women and children. A veteran of the Vietnam War.
Henry was a Rice Paddy Daddy, he fragged boo-coo V.C.
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He is legend amongst men. A pimp daddy of select variety, his only goal in life is obtain "the 7," an elite group of fine n funky females who he must hook with or else his life is void and he will never ascend to the level of Pimp Daddy 48. His number of females to obtain is ultimately decided by his superior, the wise master known as "Marvel Stories."
Guy 1: "Dude I'm so sad right now."
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1: "Pimp Daddy 7 just stole my girl."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah I know, they're both in his jeep right now."
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A girl (teenaged or older) who is basically still tied to her father's apron-strings (or whatever the male equivolent of apron-springs are). She is usually a spoilt brat, owns nice clothes, maybe a car, has her hair done every five minutes, all on Daddy's credit card. Dates boys she thinks are good enough for the likes of her, but if they do anything wrong then Daddy will basically be after giving them a stern talking-to (or a good hiding, depending on what sort of person Daddy is).
"There's that Daddy's Little Girl again. She just pulled up in her brand new car and has strutted in wearing designer clothes and with her expensive hair-do. Do you think she ever wonders what it's like to earn anything in life?"
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A saying used to demoralize or degrade someone during or after an event in which the man is in a superior possition. Often used to degrade women when said by a man.
"Ooh, you see that shot? Who's your daddy?"
"Yeah suck it bitch, Who's your daddy?"
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The male crotch. Most well known as the place where Fat Bastard got kicked at the end of Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
"AAAUGGGGGHHHH!!! Right in the mommy-daddy button!!"
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you like calling others daddy and being called daddy yourself
kevin: bruh i got hella trauma, i have a switch daddy kink
kyle: no way me too
kevin: uwu daddy
kyle: *blushes* no u
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