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To give someone a handjob and make him cum.
David need help this morning, so Marija whipped his cream .
The act of yell at somebody because you saw someone lost his finger in the bathroom
She was so scared that she AAAAH HIS FINGER'S MISSING! ed me
When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.
Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.
Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.
Mom after class: how did it go?
Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.
Situation 2:
Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”
Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.
Son: I will.
Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.
Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.
Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.
Situation 3:
Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game
Mom: tell everyone I say hi.
Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.
Mom: oh good!
Have anal
"I went and did his eyebrows" - Girl
"So you had anal?!?!" - Friend
"Yeah and it was great!" - Girl
A vlog when a Filipino man just vlogs around private jets or an airport maybe
Hi blog welcome to my guys s-shut down *Microsoft shutdown sound*