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Statement; used to show a guys intention of having sexual intercourse with a female in the near future.
"yo im just tryin to get my dick wet"
-alex hughes
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I saw a wet ass fuck cunt through the window of the apartment. It made me horny so I started to watch and Jack while watching outside in the open *it was night* I thought no one was around until I felt a hot ass chick sucking on my hairy balls. I cummed after a while and it splayed all over there window. The people in the apartment notest and took me and the chick sucking my dick inside and then we all had fun together the rest of the night.
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The way someone looks or feels when they've had a hard time of it. From a horseman's term, when someone has not taken care of a horse after a hard day.
He was all hot and sweaty, he looks like he was rode hard and put away wet.
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(phrase): slang for calling out someone for a fight or a brawl. Usually ends with someone dying of a heart attack.
Can be versatile, e.g., for having sex or doing something you are not prepared for, etc.
"Come out here and get your boots we if you ain't scared!"
"Hey, gettin' your boots wet with that chick tonight?"
"Heck yeah!"
"Hey man have you studied for that test yet?"
"Nah, I'm just going to get my boots wet."
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When a person in so unable to even ‘show up’ for themselves, are a drag, over all gray cloud pouring in on itself, not a violent storm, but sad sap nonetheless.
OMG! No that person wouldn’t have EVER considered THAT because they’re such a Wet Napkin of a Human Being.
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A more descriptive version of a sticky situation. "Between a rock and a hard place" doesn't really cut it when a situation is not only difficult, but upsetting and/or infuriating.
"I really don't know what to do. My girlfriend thinks I can't commit, and wants me to go meet her mother. If I don't go, she's going to break up with me. But if I do go to the meeting, her mother will likely remember that one night stand I had with her a year ago--and that's really going to be trouble. I'm really between a turd and a wet place here."
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On 16th of March, is international "call Marcus wet day". On this day, you are legally required to call any person called Marcus "wet" or "a wetty". People named Zak thrive on this day, and treat it as a second birthday for them. The following exchange is an example of the rituals that take place on this day:
Person 1(directed to Marcus): "Oi, -insert name here- thinks you're wet!"
Marcus: What did you call me?
Person 1: A wetty
Marcus: I'm going to beat you harder than my mum
Hello Zak, happy International "call Marcus wet day", will you indeed call him saturated?